Andrew Dost has spoke to my gewd friend Chachel. I am envious but not surprised. I knew this day would come eventually. Expect wedding pictures within the week.
As I type this un-clever, un-funny blog my dog of 5 years is smelling Rachel's brother's boxers. He is making snorting noises. As the days go on I am more and more convinced that Jeter is not really a dog. Instead, he is a pot belly pig. My computer doesn't recognize Jeter as a word. Who are they to tell me that Jeter isn't real. These jerks. They'll be hearing from my lawyer (which I don't have).
It has been quite awhile since I last blogged. I once had a semi-popular blog on the not so semi-popular social networking called Myspace. Since the downfall of my blog, I've deleted my myspace and I've graduated to the world of Facebook.
I hope that one day my blogger blog thats on a website that features blogs becomes more popular than my myspace blog that was on a website that features scandalous photos and child predators.
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