It's Friday.

Why hello there!

I didn't hear you come in!

I'm pleased to inform the interweb that I have crabs.... this joke will never get old. 

I just purchased Hermit Crabs. I am still sort of afraid of them but I like them nonetheless. I named them Reggie and Oswald(Birthday Crab).

I call Oswald, "Birthday Crab" because his shell is purple with balloons on it. Reggie's name is Reggie because to me that sounded like a name of a free spirit and that is simply what Reggie is. Reggie is favored because he has a wild personality and he is small. Oswald is old and mopey and he will never get a girl friend or have a happy life. He's like the Eeyore of crabs. Sure, he's cute, but we'd all really like to take Pooh Bear out to dinner wouldn't we?

Anyways.

Tomorrow is my yearly family gathering. I feel that I'm lucky to have a family that likes each other enough to gather yearly. I like my family, it's filled with crooks and goof balls. I am slightly grossed out at myself for saying "goof balls". It sounds like a crazy type of marble as opposed as a way to describe a personality. 

Another semi-not-so-exciting thing that is happening in my life is that my younger broseph is turning the big 1-1. Yes, 11. I bought him a video game and an inappropriate t-shirt. Dude wears and XL. I was shocked. What a stocky boy. 

I think thats all I have to update for today.

XOXO, 

Andrew Girl.